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He Treats Me Like The Dirt Under My Feet.

I Never Put On A Pair Of Shoes Until I've Worn Them At Least Five Years.

Give Me A Smart Idiot Over A Stupid Genius Any Day.

True, I've Been A Long Time Making Up My Mind, But Now I'm Giving You A Definite Answer. I Won't Say Yes, And I Won't Say No - But I'm Giving You A Definite Maybe.

My Wife's Hands Are Very Beautiful. I'm Going To Have A Bust Made Of Them.