Pictures Are For Entertainment, Messages Should Be

That's The Kind Of Ad I Like, Facts, Facts, Facts.

Pictures Were Made To Entertain; If You Want To Send A Message, Call Western Union.

My Horse Was In The Lead, Coming Down The Home Stretch, But The Caddie Fell Off.

Don't Improve It Into A Flop!

[when Asked By His Secretary If She Should Destroy All Files That Were Over Ten Years Old] Yes, But Keep Copies.