In My World, The Wronger Something Feels,

I Think It's Funny To Be Delicate With Subjects That Are Explosive.

The Big Advantage Of A Book Is That It's Very Easy To Rewind. Close It And You're Right Back At The Beginning.

That's The True Spirit Of Christmas; People Being Helped By People Other Than Me.

All I Ever Wanted To Do Is Make People Laugh.

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.