I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The

I Have No Plants In My House. They Won't Live For Me. Some Of Them Don't Even Wait To Die, They Commit Suicide.

Of Course, Everyone Wants To Be Healthy. The Amusing Thing Is No One's Really Sure How To Do It.

People Who Read The Tabloids Deserve To Be Lied To.

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.

Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah, They're The Worst.