In My Early Teen Years, I Wanted

I Spent A Weekend In The White House With President Clinton, Back In '99, I Guess. We Played Golf And Just Hung Out And Talked On Many Subjects. I Saw Him Several Times Subsequently In L.a. He's The Smartest Man I Ever Met, A Great Politician. Everybody Was Star Struck Around Him.

You Go To Main Street, And Wal-mart Is Coming To Town And Kicking Out All The Mom And Pop Stores. All The People That Were In The Mom And Pop Stores Are Now Working For Wal-mart.

I Really Want To See The Cubs In The World Series. I Really Do.

As I Grow Older, I Put All Life's Bulls**t Aside. I Think The Process Of The Laying Off Of The Bulls**t Starts Around 40. Before That, Most Men Have Their Heads Stuck In Their Ass. After 40, You See Things Differently. You've Found Yourself. You're Accepting Yourself And What You Got From Life.

Surfing Is Like Golf: You're Always Battling, And It Keeps Knocking You Down. There Are A Lot Of Wipeouts. But When You Stay With It And Catch That Wave, You Really Taste It. It's Magic.