In Love, We Are Best Pleased When

Rip Amy Winehouse. We Lost A True Heroin Addict Today.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.

I've Seen People In Theaters, And It Just Doesn't Work, Because You're Talking To The Guy Next To You The Whole Time.

The First Principle Of Solid Wisdom Is Discretion, Without It All The Erudition Of Life Is Merely Bagatelle.

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.