In Like A Dimwit, Out Like A

God Is Not Dead-he Is Merely Unemployed.

You Want To Cut Down Air Pollution? Cut Down The Original Source... Breathin!

Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life Out There In The Universe Which Is Smarter Than We Are, Or We're The Most Intelligent Life In The Universe. Either Way, It's A Mighty Sobering Thought. (porkypine)

Twenty Percent Of Zero Is Better Than Nothing.

What's Good About March? Well, For One Thing, It Keeps February And April Apart.