Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull

Eternity Is Really Long, Especially Near The End.

This Sounds So Bleak When I Say It, But We Need Some Delusions To Keep Us Going. And The People Who Successfully Delude Themselves Seem Happier Than The People Who Can't.

Me Sitting Down For Dinner With Ingmar Bergman Felt Like A House Painter Sitting Down With Picasso.

I Don't Believe In An Afterlife, But I'm Taking An Extra Pair Of Underwear Just In Case.

The Artist's Job Is Not To Succumb To Despair But To Find An Antidote For The Emptiness Of Existence.