You Can't Control Life. It Doesn't Wind

Most Of The Time I Don't Have Much Fun. The Rest Of The Time I Don't Have Any Fun At All.

I Think A Relationship Is Like A Shark. It Has To Constantly Move Forward Or It Dies.

When You Are Dead, It Is Hard To Find The Light Switch.

There Are Worse Things In Life Than Death. Have You Ever Spent An Evening With An Insurance Salesman?

You Can Be With Your Wife, Very Happily Married, And Then You Meet Some Woman And You Love Her. But You Love Your Wife, Too. And You Also Love That One. Or If She's Met Some Man And She Loves The Man And She Loves You. And Then You Meet Somebody Else And Now There Are Three Of You. Why Only One Person?