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Until You've Been Kissed On A Rainy Parisian Afternoon - You've Never Been Kissed.

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.

When It Comes To Sex There Are Certain Things That Should Always Be Left Unknown, And With My Luck, They Probably Will Be.

Regarding Love What Can You Say? It's Not The Quantity Of Your Sexual Relations That Counts. It's The Quality. On The Other Hand If The Quantity Drops Below Once Every Eight Months, I Would Definitely Look Into It.

I Am Plagued By Doubts.