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Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved Version Of The United States.

Bargaining Is A Repulsive Habit; Compromise Is One Of The Highest Human Virtues - The Difference Between The Two Being That The First Is Practised On The Continent, The Latter In Great Britain.

In The Field Of Snobbery, Australia Is An Underdeveloped Country; Even A Few British Ex-colonies, Regarded As Under Developed In All Other Respects, Could Export A Great Deal Of Snobbery To Australia And Still Have Enough To Spare For Their Own, Internal Needs.

The Trouble With Tea Is That Originally It Was Quite A Good Drink. So A Group Of The Most Eminent British Scientists Put Their Heads Together And Made Complicated Biological Experiments To Find A Way Of Spoiling It. To The Eternal Glory Of British Science, Their Labour Bore Fruit.

Although The Rudiments Of Snobbery Are There, Its Finer Developments Are Basically Alien To The Australian Soul - That Is, If Australians Have A Soul; Many People Believe That They Are Too Matter-of-fact And Down-to-earth To Have Such Fancy Commodities.