In Ancient Times They Had No Statistics

Chess Is One Long Regret.

The Minute A Man Is Convinced He Is Interesting, He Isn't.

Newspapermen Learn To Call A Murderer "an Alleged Murderer" And The King Of England "the Alleged King Of England" In Order To Avoid Libel Suits.

The Victorians Needed Parody. Without It Their Literature Would Have Been A Rank And Weedy Growth, Over-watered With Tears.

The Sorrows And Disasters Of Europe Always Brought Fortune To America.