In Ancient Times They Had No Statistics

American Politicians Do Anything For Money... English Politicians Take The Money And Won't Do Anything.

On The Same Bill And On The Same Side Of It There Should Not Be Two Charges For The Same Thing

The Attempt To Make The Consumption Of Beer Criminal Is As Silly And As Futile As If You Passed A Law To Send A Man To Jail For Eating Cucumber Salad.

Any Man Will Admit If Need Be That His Sight Is Not Good, Or That He Cannot Swim Or Shoots Badly With A Rifle, But To Touch Upon His Sense Of Humour Is To Give Him Mortal Affront.

Humour In Its Highest Reach Mingles With Pathos: It Voices Sorrow For Our Human Lot And Reconciliation With It.