In An Unpredictable And Unpleasant World It

I'd Rather Eat Nothing Than Eat A Carrot.

My Mother Is The Best Storyteller. And Her Mother Was Too.

I Love Prada. Not So Much The Clothes, Which Are For Malnourished Thirteen-year-olds, But I Covet, With Covety Covetousness, The Shoes And Handbags. Like, I Love Them. If I Was Given A Choice Between World Peace And A Prada Handbag, I'd Dither. (i'm Not Proud Of This, I'm Only Saying.)

Hen Nights Should Be Banned. You're Honour-bound To Behave Atrociously, Then Feel Terribly Ashamed Afterwards. (this Charming Man)

Waiting To Be 'better' Is The Wrong Approach. It's Learning To Live With It.