I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

I Only Drink To Steady My Nerves... Sometimes I'm So Steady I Don't Move For Months.

I Never Smoked A Cigar In My Life Until I Was Nine