I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

The Movie People Would Have Nothing To Do With Me Until They Heard Me Speak In A Broadway Play, Then They All Wanted To Sign Me For The Silent Movies.