In America, Anyone Can Become President. That's

It Was The Typical Paranoid Experience [to Hide Coke]. As Soon As I Knew My Hiding Place, I Thought The Whole World Knew It. I'd Write Clues To My Hiding Places In Code, Then Forget The Code And Spend The Rest Of The Day Looking For My Coke.

We Get What We Deserve. They Are Our Elected Officials.

Life Is A Series Of Dogs.

If 4 Out Of 5 People Suffer From Diarrhea…does That Mean That 1 Enjoys It?

Age Is A Hell Of A Price To Pay For Wisdom.