Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help.

I Like Florida. Everything Is In The 80s. The Temperatures, The Ages And The Iq's.

It's A "keep Your Fingers Crossed" Business, The Entertainment Business.

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

President George Bush Declared A National Day Of Prayer For Peace. This Was After He Had Carefully Arranged And Started The War.

If You Take Five White Guys And Put 'em With Five Black Guys, And Let 'em Hang Around Together For About A Month, And At The End Of The Month, You'll Notice That The White Guys Are Walking And Talking And Standing Like The Black Guys Do. You'll Never See The Black Guys Going, "oh, Golly! We Won The Big Game Today, Yes Sir!" But You'll See Guys With Red Hair Named Duffy Going, "what's Happenin'?"