Sometimes A Little Brain Damage Can Help.

Grass Probably Helped Me As Much As It Hurt Me. Especially As A Performer. When You're High, It's Easy To Kid Yourself About How Clever Certain Mediocre Pieces Of Material Are. But, On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.

Boxing Is A More Sophisticated Form Of Hockey.

I Have As Much Authority As The Pope, I Just Don't Have As Many People Who Believe It.

Kilometers Are Shorter Than Miles. Save Gas, Take Your Next Trip In Kilometers.

There Are Battered Husbands. Apparently This Happens When The Woman Is Real Big, The Man Is Very Small, And They Each Drink A Quart Of Whiskey A Day.