In A Perfect World, I'd Love To

Man Up And Add A Tux To Your Wardrobe. Just Find One You Like And Get It Well-tailored To Your Own Measurements.

Hey, I'm Like The Wayne Gretsky Of The Entertainment Biz - I Have Other People Do My Dirty Work While I Skate Around And Get To Be A Nice Guy. What Can I Say? I'm A Coward.

What's Great About The Geek Spirit Is That Life Never Seems To Stop Us, And They Never Seem To Kill Our Enthusiasm, Our Optimism And Our Hunger To Experience The World. We Keep Our Sense Of Humor, We Protect Our Dignity, We Talk To Our Friends About The Experience And Then We Start Again Fresh The Very Next Day.

I Always Hated High-school Shows And High-school Movies, Because They Were Always About The Cool Kids. It Was Always About Dating And Sex, And All The Popular Kids, And The Good-looking Kids. And The Nerds Were Super-nerdy Cartoons, With Tape On Their Glasses. I Never Saw 'my People' Portrayed Accurately.

I’ve Never Been Comfortable Around Groups Of Guys When It Gets Into The Putting-down. My Past Being A Kind Of Geek - It Kind Of Turns Into An Attack On The Weakest Of The Group.