In A Perfect World, I'd Love To

My Wife And I Don't Have Kids And People Are Down On Us About It. But We're Just Not Wired That Way, So Don't Tell Me I Have To.

Where There Seems To Be A Difference Between Guys Being Nuts And Women Being Nuts Is That Guys Are Much More Open In Calling Each Other On Stuff; Lots Of Insults And Dirty Names. Whereas Women Will Talk Frankly And Honesty, But There Also Seems To Be More Passive Aggressiveness.

I Don't Like Weddings. I Never Have. I Find Moments In Them I Really Like, But I Always Look At Them Like, "oh My God, We Have To Go To A Wedding." My Problem With Weddings Is That They Are Just Too Long.

When I Went To High School, In The Late 1970s, Disco Was In Full Swing And Anyone Who Was Into It Dressed The Part. I Know I Did.

The Greatest Movies Are The Ones You Want To Watch Again And Again.