In A Perfect World, I'd Love To

What's So Great About Working With Really Funny Women Is That Vanity Comes Second. Whatever Makes It Real And Funny, They're Going To Go For, And It's Just Great.

You Can Never Have A Thousand Percent Batting Average On Jokes - It's Just Never Going To Happen.

As Tempting As It Seems To Wear Tennis Shoes With Your Tux, Don't Do It. I Think It Looks Ridiculous. If You're 14 Years Old, Maybe Give It A Shot. In General, Don't Portray Anything That Says 'i'm Too Cool And I Don't Care.

What You Never Want To Do Is Have A Story That Doesn't Track Emotionally, Because Then You're Going Joke To Joke And You're Going To Fatigue The Audience. The Only Thing That's Going To String Them To The Next Joke Is How Successful The Previous Joke Is.

I'm Really A Skeptic. I'm Kind Of Not A Believer In The Paranormal.