In A New Poll 54 Percent Believed

California's Economy Is Declining So Rapidly That Candidates Are Asking 'are You Better Off Now Then You Were Four Minutes Ago?'

In A New Poll 54 Percent Believed President Bush Exaggerated The Size Of Iraq's Missile Threat. Hey, He's A Guy.

Hillary Clinton Has Finished Writing Her Book Where She Says Her Marriage Couldn't Be Stronger, And Bill Just Finished His Book Titled 'chicks I Nailed While Hillary Was Writing Her Book.'

You May Have Heard This, That Nasa Discovered Water On Mars When He Heard About The Water On Mars, President Bush Said, 'is It Regular Or Unleaded?'

Did You See The Statue Topple? Bill Clinton Got Nostalgic Seeing Something That Big In A Beret Go Down.