I'm Very Open To The Up-and-comers.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.

It's Getting Harder And Harder To Differentiate Between Schizophrenics And People Talking On A Cell Phone. It Still Brings Me Up Short To Walk By Somebody Who Appears To Be Talking To Themselves.

Well I Was Much Too Practical To Presume To Have A Career In Comedy.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

I Didn't Need The Elf Outfit To Play An Elf; I Could Just Play An Elf.