I'm Very Open To The Up-and-comers.

Continuing To Do Stand-up Is Always A Challenge Because The Audiences And The Environments In Which You Work Very Often Differ.

Doormen Are Kind Of Invisible, People Don't Know Their Names. They Just Say, Thank You, Or Good Morning. I'd Never Thought About Doormen Before. They're A Vanishing Breed. More Electronic Doors Are Being Introduced.

I Think That What Comes Through In Chicago Humor Is The Affection. Even Though Youre Poking Fun At Someone Or Something, Theres Still An Affection For It.

Comedians Are Never Really On Vacation Because You're Always At Attention... That Antenna Is Always Out There.

All Comedians Are, In A Way, Anarchists. Our Job Is To Make Fun Of The Existing World.