I'm Very Fast. I'm Like Forest Gump,

People Generally Have Sex Fairly Young, And Probably Younger Than They Should Be Having It.

For The Better Part Of My Adult Life, I Proudly Avoided Nerd/nimrod/goober Status. I Was Always Just Cool Enough.

Anything Nice That's Said About Me Is Diametrically Opposed To Who I Am.

Reading A Book, Watching A Movie, Going To A Play, It's Transporting, And Very, Very Exciting. And To Be A Part Of That, Creating Things With Your Imagination, Whoa.

Taste In Comedy, Like Fashion, Changes All The Time.