I'm Very Fast. I'm Like Forest Gump,

Being An Action Star Is All I Had Ever Hoped To Be. I Ultimately Knew I Would Be An Action Star.

People Generally Have Sex Fairly Young, And Probably Younger Than They Should Be Having It.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.

How Did I End Up In Films With People Like Keira Knightley... All These Beautiful Leading Ladies And Me - It's Kind Of Shocking.