I'm Very Fast. I'm Like Forest Gump,

You're So In Love With Your Children That You'd Do Anything For Them; That's Not Necessarily The Best Thing.

You Know What Disneyland Is Known For? The Big Turkey Leg. People Walk Around With Enormous Deep-fried Turkey Legs. Like Little Kids, Three-year-old Kids Eating These Five-pound Turkey Legs.

People Generally Have Sex Fairly Young, And Probably Younger Than They Should Be Having It.

As Soon As You Start To Talk About Your Own Mannerisms, You Are Screwed. Because If You Are Aware Of Your Own Mannerisms, Or Beyond That Even What Makes Any One Thing Funny To People, I Really Ascribe To That That If You Start Deconstructing It Too Much, It Is Immediately Not Funny.

I Would Like For My Kids To At Least Have Some Familiarity With Who I Am: "it's The Man From Tv!"