My Wife Is Way Funnier Than I

Divorce Is Fairly Common These Days, And I Think Many Times People Disregard The Emotional Impact That Divorce Has On A Couple And A Family, Because It Happens So Frequently.

I Have No Idea Where My Pathetic Nature Comes From. If I Thought About It Too Long, It Would Depress Me.

When Someone Is Good, But It Doesn't Seem Like Their World Will Collapse If They Don't Get The Part, It's More Appealing. It's Like Dating Someone: You Don't Want Someone Who's Too Into You.

When I First Started Looking At Twitter, I Followed People Like Steve Martin, Who Will Just Write The Funniest Non Sequiturs Now And Then, Which I Thought Was Really Fun. That's Kind Of The Road I've Taken. Every Now And Then, Something Comes Into Your Mind And You Put It Out There. It's Very Innocuous. I Think It's Kind Of Fun.

People Know Where Romantic Comedies Are Going. It's Not Brain Surgery To Figure Out The End Of A Romantic Comedy.