I'm Too Tired To Hate.

I Became A Cook So I Could Cook And Tell Stories In Wacky Ways.

The Worst Food You'll Ever Eat Will Probably Be Prepared By A 'cook' Who Calls Himself A 'chef.' Mark My Words.

I Feel A Strong Wakeup Call And Need To Build Social Connections.

Molecular Gastronomy Is Not Bad... But Without Sound, Basic Culinary Technique, It Is Useless.

Remember, America: Organization Will Set You Free.