I'm Too Tired To Hate.

I Had Kicked Around The Idea For Good Eats When I Was Directing Commercials.

Slicing A Warm Slab Of Bacon Is A Lot Like Giving A Ferret A Shave. No Matter How Careful You Are, Somebody's Going To Get Hurt.

Enough People Have Now Mentioned Bill Nye The Science Guy To Me That I Now Desperately Avoid It All Costs.

My College Degree Was In Theater. But The Real Reason, If I Have Any Success In That Milieu, So To Speak, Is Because I Spent A Lot Of Years Directing, I Spent A Lot Of Years Behind The Camera

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