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I Recently Bought Extreme Chunky Peanut Butter. I Opened It Up.. .it Was Just Peanuts. Wow That Is Extreme!

That's Not To Say That I'm A Well-informed Catholic. I'm Still In Idiot.

Faith Is Something That's - It's Hard To Articulate. It's - There's - It's Not Based On Logic.

I've Never Eaten A Hot Pocket And Then Afterwards Been, I'm Glad I Ate That. I'm Always Like, I'm Gonna Die.

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