I'm The Reason Why I'm Overweight. No

The Good Thing About Having This Illness Is That It Allows Me To Be A Little Bit Crazy.

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We're All Going To Die. While I'm Still Here, I Want To Make A Difference.

It's About Food. It's About Your Home. It's About Your Life. The Government Is Worried About All Of The Above. All I'm Saying Is You Should Be Worried They're Worried. Here's Why: They're Telling You That You Can't Take Care Of Yourself. You Can't Be Trusted With What You Put In Your Mouth Or What You Sign On The Mortgage Dotted Line. So They'll Tell You What To Put In Your Mouth And They'll Save You From What You Signed On That Dotted Line. Does Anyone See A Trend Here? Personal Responsibility Has Now Become Government Responsibility.

I've Known Attractive Airheads, And I've Known Ugly Idiots.