I Think God Is A Pretty Fair

I Hate Elitists. I Hate Conceited People. I Hate Pompous People.

I Feel Strongly That I Need To Try To Make My Shows As Real As Possible. What You See Is What You Get.

Is It Me, Or Is The Government More Concerned About Its Own Tax Headaches, Than Your Tax Headaches?

The Good Thing About Having This Illness Is That It Allows Me To Be A Little Bit Crazy.

There's Nothing Wrong Or Evil About Having A Bad Day. There's Everything Wrong With Making Others Have To Have It With You.