I'm The Nicest, Most Loyal Person In

Every Woman Should Have Four Pets In Her Life. A Mink In Her Closet, A Jaguar In Her Garage, A Tiger In Her Bed, And A Jackass Who Pays For Everything.

I Like It, But It's Yellow, And I'm Like, I Didn't Want Yellow For My Engagement Ring.

There Is No Sin Worse In Life Than Being Boring.

There's A Lot Of Advantages To Being My Best Friend.

I'm The Nicest, Most Loyal Person In The World When It Comes To My Friends.