I'm The Nicest, Most Loyal Person In

Some People Change When They Think They're A Star Or Something.

I Travel Around The World Constantly Promoting My Projects And Endorsing Products. Yes, I Do Get Paid To Go To Parties; In Fact, I'm The Person Who Started The Whole Trend Of Paid Appearances. But When You See Me At A Party, I'm Always Working Or Promoting Something.

When Paris Has To Pee, Paris Has To Pee!

I’m Not, Like, That Smart.

First I Wanted To Be A Veterinarian. And Then I Realized You Had To Give Them Shots To Put Them To Sleep, So I Decided I'd Just Buy A Bunch Of Animals And Have Them In My House Instead.