Some People Change When They Think They're

I’m Not, Like, That Smart.

I Have This Great Test To See If A Girl's A Real Friend. When We're Shopping I'll Pick Out An Outfit That I Know Looks Hot And One That Is Awful. If My Friend Says The Bad One Looks Good, I Know She's Not A Good Friend.

Ibiza, If You've Never Been There Before, Is Very Overwhelming. It's Like Nowhere On Earth. The Best Advice Is To Sleep As Late As Possible Because Nothing Gets Going Until Around 3am And It Goes Until Like 7 Or 8.

I'd Rather Sit In Bed And Watch Tv. All Of My Ex-boyfriends, Of Course, Not Paris, Would Be Like, 'what's The Problem? You're So Not Sexual.'

I'm Going To Do The Time And I Am Going To Do It The Right Way