I'm The Anti-quentin Tarantino.

Young People Ask Me For Advice, And I Tell Them To Do What I Didn't Do. Get Some Training. I Took Jobs That Required Talents I Didn't Have.

I'm Always Announcing My Retirement. I'm Still Not Retired.

I Would Love To Be Moses.

Bob Hope, Like Mark Twain, Had A Sense Of Humor That Was Uniquely American, And Like Twain, We'll Likely Not See Another Like Him.

I Think Most People Will Tell You That. They Can Go Along And, While They're Denying That They Are Addicted, Say It's Stress This, It's This, It's That. But I - It's - I Think - I Really Believe There Is A Gene. Some People Become Addicted And Others Don't.