I Loved To Fall Down.

There Are Tribes All Over The World Who Sing And Dance Every Day As Part Of Their Lives. And We Oughta Do That.

Sing Like Nobody Can Hear You, Dance Like Nobody Can See You, And Love Like You've Never Been Hurt.

Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter, But It Doesn't Bother Me At All.

There Aren't Many Pratfalls In Comedy Anymore.

A Producer Came To Me About Doing A Memoir, And At First I Thought, "well, It's A Little Bland." But Then I Realized That Almost Everything That's Happened To Me Was The Result Of Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. And I Thought "well, Luck Has A Lot To Do With It," So I Wrote It From That Perspective.