I'm Thankful That My Memory Is Good

I Don't Like Sex ... I'm A Single Working Mom With Nine Cats, A Dog-shark, A Lizard, And A Bunny. I Don't Go To Bed, I Pass Out. The Idea That I'd Get To My Bed And There'd Be Someone In There With Whom I Was Supposed To Have An Activity Is Horrifying To Me.

I Hate It When My Hair Is Engaged In Unauthorized Activities.

I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.

There Are Really Only So Many Foods And So Many Ways You Can Prepare Them.

I Used To Watch 'the Waltons' And Sob Because My Family Was Nothing Like That. We Had A Cruel Sense Of Humor In My Family.