I'm Thankful For The Three Ounce Ziploc

There Are Really Only So Many Foods And So Many Ways You Can Prepare Them.

Adults Are Always Asking Little Kids What They Want To Be When They Grow Up Because They're Looking For Ideas

I Have Short-term Memory Loss, Though I'd Like To Think Of It As Persidential Eligibility.

When I Sat Down To Write I Just Felt Like A Geek Writing About Myself. And Then It Dawned On Me, Just Because Of The Way I Am, I Can't Stop Talking, And Part Of The Problem Is That Anything That Gets Said Reminds Me Of Something That Happened To Me One Time, And Invariably I Cut People Off And Talk About Myself.

I Used To Work At The International House Of Pancakes. It Was A Dream, And I Made It Happen.