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When You Get Ready To Write Your Novel, Outline It First. There's Nothing Worse Than Getting Halfway Through And Realizing You've Painted Yourself In A Plot Corner.

He Had A Body Like Batman

It Would Be Difficult To Tell," Wulf Said. "i've Always Been A Romantic. I've Seen Casablanca Twice, And I Sat Through The Entire Ordeal Of Titanic". "didn't You Enjoy Titanic?" "i Was Relieved When The Ship Went Down".

Suppose I Lay Down On The Pavement And You Run Over Me A Few Times With My Own Car...just For Old Times.

If God Had Wanted Me To Lose Weight He Would Have Made Sure There Was Creamed Spinach For Dessert.