I'm Sort Of The Comic Relief After

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

Let's Not Become So Worried About Not Offending Anybody That We Lose The Ability To Distinguish Between Respect And Paranoia.

It's Joyful To Give. But For People Who Want To Take Advantage Of You, You're Kind Of An Easy Mark.

There Is Nothing In Your Destiny, Nothing In Your Future That You Cannot Accomplish.

When I Was 5 Years Old I Would Lie In Bed, Look At The Radio, And I Wanted To Be On The Radio. I Don't Know Why.