I'm Sort Of The Comic Relief After

I Would Like To Ask Him If He Was Indeed Virgin Born, Because The Answer To That Question Would Define History.

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

I Did Everything When I Started. In Miami I Did News, I Did Weather, I Did Sports, I Did Disk-jockeying. And I Did A Sports Talk Show Every Week - Every Saturday Night.

I Was Always Telling Everyone, I Want To Be A Broadcaster. They'd Say, What, Are You Crazy? What, You're Going To Be Arthur Godfrey?

You Cannot Talk To People Successfully If They Think You Are Not Interested In What They Have To Say Or You Have No Respect For Them.