I Was Always Telling Everyone, I Want

It's Joyful To Give. But For People Who Want To Take Advantage Of You, You're Kind Of An Easy Mark.

I Was Always Telling Everyone, I Want To Be A Broadcaster. They'd Say, What, Are You Crazy? What, You're Going To Be Arthur Godfrey?

I Worked On The United Parcel Service Truck, I Sold Home Delivery Of Milk. But Always, In The Back Of My Mind, I Wanted To Get Into Radio.

You Know What Amazes Me About Ufo's? They Never Land At The White House. They Always Land At Laramie, Wyoming. Thiry Miles Out, Where They're Seen By One Farmer.

Those Of Us Forced To Read The London Papers Sometimes Speculate About Which Is Greater: The Average British Hack's Sloth, Mendacity, Ignorance, Obsequiousness, Capacity For Drink, Or Aversion To Paying For That Drink. Smart Money Tends To Split Between The Latter Two.