I'm So Excited-i Think Today I'm Going

See, I Never Gain An Ounce, Because, You Know, My Anxiety Acts Like Aerobics.

"boy, The Food At This Place Is Really Terrible." The Other One Says, "yeah, I Know; And Such Small Portions." Well, That's Essentially How I Feel About Life - Full Of Loneliness, And Misery, And Suffering, And Unhappiness, And It's All Over Much Too Quickly.

I Am An Only Child. I Have One Sister.

What' S The Matter With Me? Why Can't I Be Cool?

If It Turns Out That There Is A God...the Worst That You Can Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever.