I'm So Excited About The New Ipad,

Evil Does Not Question Itself. Only Hope Questions Itself.

The Idea Of Having Australians Upset At Me Is Just Awful.

It's A Book. It's Mine. And It's Done.

I Don't Like The Whole Blowing The Candles Out Ritual... Blowing Their Germs All Over The Cake. If I Want To Catch Something On My Birthday. I Don't Want It To Be From The Cake. If You Know What I'm Saying.

My Mother Was Tickled And I Think Kind Of Proud When My Father Got Hit On My An Attractive Middle-aged Asian Lady Who Hadn't Noticed He Was With His Family. He Was Certainly Pleased About It.