I'm So Excited About The New Ipad,

I Think Comedy Comes More From A Low Sense Of Self-esteem, And I Certainly Have That.

....maybe Fear Is God's Way Of Saying, "pay Attention, This Could Be Fun.

Al Qaeda Has Declared War On The Somali Pirates. That Is Awesome! Evil Against Evil. Like Alien Versus Predator Or Cheney Versus His Lawyer.

Its Easier To Feel A Little More Spiritual With A Couple Of Bucks In Your Pocket.

If You Watch Cooking Shows On Cable, They Have Lots Of British People. Because When You Think Good Cooking, You Immediately Think Britain.