I'm Sad To See The Passing Of

I'm Not A Narcissist, But I Definitely Have Gotten Enough Explosive Narcissistic Shrapnel From My Father. I'm Sort Of Wired That Way, But I Don't Feel That I'm Pathological, So All I Can Pull From Is My Own Existence And My Knowledge.

Hopefully Standup Will Become Special Again.

In Most Cases The Only Difference Between Depression And Disappointment Is Your Level Of Commitment.

You Know When You Make Popcorn There Are Always Those Fluffy White Kernels That Are Fun And Good To Eat But There Are Also Always Those Burnt, Black Kernels That Don’t Pop. You Know Why They Don’t Pop? Because They Have Integrity.

We Need The Children Of Indonesia And The Philippines To Manufacture Our Freedom Of Choice.