Hopefully Standup Will Become Special Again.

I Don't Care What Anybody Says, I Think That George Bush Is Absolutely The Right President To Oversea The End Of The World.

Most Of The Comics That I Talk To I've Never Talked To For More Than Ten Minutes Ever. So 95 Percent Of The Time You're Really Hearing The First Conversation Between Me And That Guy On The Podcast.

Once I Learned How To Talk, Personally, By Myself To Any Number Of People, Which Means Do Radio Without Talking To Anyone In Particular On The Air - I Just Found That My Brain Became Very Free To Engage In A Sort Of Stream-of-consciousness Style Of Doing What I Do.

The Way I Figure It, If You Can't Tell I'm High By Looking At Me, I Win.

I Didn't Really Want To Kill Myself, It Just Made Me Feel Better To Know I Could If I Wanted To.