I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic.

I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.

Basically, I'm Living The Life Of An Actress In L.a. And I've Recently Had Some Pretty Good Fortune.

I Try To Have Sex As Much As I Can.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.

I Think Women Should Start To Embrace Their Age. What's The Alternative To Getting Older? You Die. I Can't Change The Day I Was Born. But I Can Take Care Of My Skin, My Body, My Mind, And Try To Live My Life And Be Happy.