I'm Really Sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb Sarcastic.

If You Think Something's Funny, Go With That. Most Comedians Pull Jokes From A Place Of Honesty.

I Was In A Military Family, So By The Time I Was 13 I'd Lived In Six Different Places.

I'm A 'what You See Is What I Want You To See' Kind Of Girl . . . When I First Started, I Just Wanted To Be Perfect. I Wanted To Say I Loved Bunnies And Rainbows And World Peace. I Realized That The Only Way To Be Perfect Was To Embrace Your Imperfections.

I Know A Lot Of People Have A Hard Time Talking Dirty - They Dont Know What To Say, How To Start, Or When To End It. Also, At First They Will Think They Sound Ridiculous. And They Might. But Let Me Just Say That Talking Dirty Is So Important In Sex. And Its Pretty Easy. To Wit: Establish From The Very Beginning That You Like This. And Trust Me, You Want To Do It Early On. Because If You Wait Too Long To Introduce The Concept, Your Special Lady Friend Will Be A Little Thrown And Might Not Take You Seriously.

Live The Life You'd Be Envious Of If You Saw Someone Else Living It.