Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not

I Don't Apologize To People Who Try To Intimidate.

This Is Called "spiritual Lifting." It's Not Heavy Lifting. The Governor Of Texas Should Not Be Confused With Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's A Powerful Position. The Governor Of Texas Can't Do Any Heavy Lifting Really. It's Not That Powerful A Position.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.

Golf Is The Only Opportunity That Middle-aged Wasps Have To Dress Up Like A Pimp.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless You.