Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not

I'm Not For The Parties. I'm For Texas.

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

Always Beware Of People Offering You One-time Money. That Only Works In An Election Year. How Are You Going To Permanently Pay For Education?

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.