I'm On Cloud Nine.. I Wouldn't Even

I've Always Been The Annoying Kid Who Sang.

When I Was In College, I Was In The Theater Department, Which For Anyone Who Has Been Involved In Any Kind Of Theater Program, You Know That It's Really Wacky And Tight-knit, A Real Family. Me And My Good Friends From College Would Do Random Shows And Plays That Were Sometimes Serious, But Most Of The Time Really Goofy And Funny.

I Never Thought I Would Meet Mariah Carey, But I Really Never Thought I'd Be Introduced To Her By Whitney Houston. She's Like, "hey, Baby, This Is Mariah." I'm Like, "i Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here."

Please Don't Kill Me, I'm Nice.

I Would Be The Worst President In The History Of The United States. Unless You Want The Apocalypse To Happen Really Soon Then Yes, I'll Run For President.