I Don't Shave When I'm Not Working.

Sometimes I Pretend To Be An Octopus. But Then People Are Like ‘darren What’re You Doing?’ And I Just Sit There And Laugh Because They’re Not Cool Enough To Be An Octopus And I’m Just Like ‘hah You’re Just Jealous Because You’re Not An Octopus.’

I Know. I'm Darren. I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here.

We Are A Categorically Obsessed Culture, Where We Have To Compartmentalize Everything In Reference To Another Thing, Like, 'what Does It Sound Like? Does It Sound Like This?

I Remember Seeing Aladdin When I Was Five Or Six And Loving It. I Looked At The Big Screen And Said To My Mum, Whatever This Genie Guy Does, I Want To Do. Mum Said I Couldnt Be A Genie, But That Robin Williams, Who Did The Voice-over In The Film, Was An Actor. So I Said, Ok, Then, I Want To Be An Actor.

Im Like Any Other Composer. If You Give Me Five Years To Write A Symphony, Im Still Going To Be Asking For More Time Two Days Before Its Due.