I'm Obsessed With Tv. How Wrong Our

Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk. In The End I Managed To Raise So Much Money, I Could Afford A Taxi.

You Never Want To Be The Grumpy Guy, Although I Do Have Quite A Grumpy Face.

After A Gig I Always Head Back To The Hotel, Remembering Granny's Words Of Wisdom. I Cancel The Late-night Pizza And Watch The Jonathan Ross Show Instead.

My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have His Family Around Him. I Can't Help Thinking He Would Have Been Better Off With More Oxygen.

I Don't Think Young People Should Have Bottoms, They're Too Young For That Sort Of Thing.