It Won't Take Weeks... Our Military Machine

If You're Gay, You're Gay. It's My Dennis Miller Theory Of Homosexuality Shot Through The Movie "boy And The Dolphin." If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching The Movie "boy And A Dolphin" And A 27-year-old Sofia Loren Crawls Up Out Of The Aegean Sea After Sponge Diving, She's Standing There In The Deck Of The Boat In A See-through Gauze Top, Rivulets Of Water Dripping Off Her Torso Onto The Deck Of The Boat. If You're A 12-year-old Boy And You're Watching That And You Still Want To Make It With The Captain Of The Boat, You're Gay. You Can't Fight That. So It Is What It Is.

Stand Up, Be Counted. We Have The Numbers.

Many Conservatives Were Openly Angry With The Bush Administration Over Enormous Government Spending And The Chaos In Iraq. I Don't See As Much Independent Thinking On The Left, Where President Obama Is Rarely Criticized By His Acolytes.

We Do Know That The Bandido Gang In Houston Does Drug Deal. There Are A Bunch Of People Being Convicted For Heavyweight Narcotics Trafficking From The Gang.

If I'm The President Of The United States, I Walk Right Into Union Square, I Set Up My Little Presidential Podium, And I Say, 'listen, Citizens Of San Francisco, If You Vote Against Military Recruiting, You're Not Going To Get Another Nickel In Federal Funds. Fine. You Want To Be Your Own Country? Go Right Ahead. And If Al Qaeda Comes In Here And Blows You Up, We're Not Going To Do Anything About It. We're Going To Say, Look, Every Other Place In America Is Off Limits To You, Except San Francisco. You Want To Blow Up The Coit Tower? Go Ahead.'