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Self Censorship? Not My Strong Suit...i Dont Want To Be A Total D O U C H E B A G , But A Little Bit Of One.

Meditating Takes On A Different Quality When Someone Taps You On The Shoulder And Says, "dad, Why Are You Sleeping Like That?"

I Am Honored To Even Be Considered For Any List That Includes Such Icons As Jared Padalecki And Jensen Ackles. I Have Had Posters Of Those Guys Hanging Over My Bed For Years Now. I Find The Whole Thing Quite Arousing.

I've Been A River Kayaker For A Long Time And I've Done Quite A Few Trips. I Like Kayaking And I Like Canoeing. I Don't Really Like Being On Yachts Or Sailboats Or Cruise Ships. I Don't Like Anything That's Large And Not Human-powered.

The Image Of A Person Completely Covered In Cotton Candy Made Me Laugh The Most. I'm Not Sure Why. To Me, Being Tarred And Feathered In Sugar Is Just Good Comedy.