Being A Father Is Like Directing Alien

I Am Not On Tumblr. I Can Barely Spell Tumblr. However, There Does Seem To Be Someone On Tumblr (who Copied My Reddit User Name) Who Is Apparently Trying To Impersonate Me. I Like The Idea That People Are Pretending To Be Me. I Spend Most Of My Time Pretending Not To Be Me.

I'm Not Actually Pop Culture Or Social Media Savvy. I Really Didn't Know What Twitter Was When I Created An Account.

There Are Shows, A Lot Of Small Cable Shows Like Breaking Bad, Where In The General Population Nobody Watches Them Really, But Everybody In Los Angeles In The Industry Watches Them, And To Get A Small Role On A Show Like That Actually, In Some Respects, Advances Your Career More Than Having A Huge Hit Role On A Genre Show Because They Are Somehow Dismissed As A Secondary Market In This Industry

As An Actor, If You Want To While Shooting, You Can Run Back To Your Trailer And Take A Nap. But You Cannot Do That While Directing.

Angels Are Totally Real. Tinkerbell Has A Hot Ass. Wendigos Exist. It's All True. Satan Is Blonde. True Fact.