You Can't Compete With Walmart. But You

A Baseball Manager Has Learned A Lot About His Job From Having Played The Game, But A Parent Has Not Learned A Thing From Having Once Been A Child.

Human Beings Are The Only Creatures On Earth That Allow Their Children To Come Back Home.

If You Have A Question About Anything, The Answer Can Be Found In A Book Somewhere In The Library.

My Feeling Is, Personally, I Want To Die First... Because I Believe That When You Die, Your Soul Goes Immediately Up For Judgment - And I Don't Want My Wife Up There First. No, The Judgment Will Be Horrendous.

I Am Not Afraid Of Crashing, My Secret Is . . . Just Before We Hit The Ground, I Jump As High As I Can.