It Is A Point Of Pride For

A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With A Gated Limp, But A Dry Fish Swims Alone.

Grandparents Are God's Gifts To Children.

Never Forget That The Devil Is There 24/7 Too. He's Very, Very Busy.

I’m Supposed To Figure Out If The Glass Is Half Full Or Half Empty,” I Told Her. Without A Moment’s Hesitation, In A Split Second, My Grandmother Shrugged And Said: “it Depends On If You’re Drinking Or Pouring.

A Person With No Children Says, "well I Just Love Children," And You Say "why?" And They Say, "because A Child Is So Truthful, That's What I Love About 'em - They Tell The Truth." That's A Lie, I've Got Five Of 'em. The Only Time They Tell The Truth Is If They're Having Pain.