I'm Not Saying That They Were Einsteins;

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

I'm An Einstein Of The Streets And An Oxford Scholar Of Common Sense.

It's So Ridiculous To See A Golfer With A One Foot Putt And Everybody Is Saying "shhh" And Not Moving A Muscle. Then We Allow Nineteen Year-old Kids To Face A Game-deciding Free Throw With Seventeen Thousand People Yelling.

Life Is What You Allow Yourself Not To See.

I Believe In A Business Boarding Up Early. If You Make A Mistake, You Put The Boards In The Window Of The Store And Say, "hey, I Made A Mistake." Let Me Take Two Shots In The Arm And A Punch On The Nose And Let Me Get On To The Next Thing. I Don't Believe In Worrying Over Failures. I Worry About Successes. This Is Opposite From Most People. Most People Zero In On Their Failures. I Try To Keep All My Attention On A Pyramid Type Philosophy Rather Than The Averaging-down Philosophy.