I'm Not Saying That They Were Einsteins;

Help One Kid At A Time. He'll Maybe Go Back And Help A Few More.

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.

Live Every Day As If It Were Saturday Night.

I'm Not Saying That They Were Einsteins; They Were Marginal Students. But Every Ballplayer Whoever Touched Me Has Moved Up His Station In Life. And The Players Moved Up My Station.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'