I'm Not Saying I Hate Jews, I'm

It's Not Terrible, I Guess, But If Ricky Gervais Was Half As Talented As Me, Maybe The Show Would Actually Be Funny Once In A While.

Hitler Had The Right Idea. He Was Just An Underachiever.

If I Had A Billion Dollars I Would...oh Wait...already Do.

If Global Warming Is Such A Bad Thing, Then Why Is It Taking Out All Of Mankind's Competitors? It Just Seems To Me That The Less Species Are Out There, Killing All Our Caribou, The Better.

Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best Ones Are Handicapped.